darling sweet lover won’t you help me to recover?
why must people have social lives and go out places bc now i have to do my essay instead of talking all night
David Mitchell on the apparent “sincerity” of David Cameron’s position on gay marriage
I fucking love david mitchell
Oxygen Thief’s new mini album is finally out!!! Get your copy of “Accidents Do Not Happen They Are Caused” NOW!
BUY ITTTTT ITS SO GOOD
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
i don’t have the summer time sadness i have the seasonal sadness. all year round. i got the 4 season sadness.
HE’S ALL GROWED UP
He’s 23 and he looks 16, the fuck bro?
I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
WHAT. That’s Amazing!
i was sitting there. enjoying my apps and all of a sudden im like WAIT. IS THAT. NO. YES.
it was the way i tend to be. then i laughed
— Piers Anthony, Fractal Mode (author’s notes)